Connections Ministry

Operation: Egg-REACH

I’m egg-cited to tell you about an egg-strordinary and egg-cellent idea that was hatched at our last Connection Team meeting called Operation: Egg-REACH.

We want all Connect Group members to eggs-pose their communities to Flamingo Road Church Easter Services by egg-stending them a Flamingo Egg-vite. An Egg-vite is a plastic egg containing 3 Flamingo invite cards with the times of our Easter services. There will be no egg-spense for your members. Flamingo will shell out the eggs to the Connect Group leaders. Leaders will give each member egg-sactly 1 dozen plastic eggs containing the invite cards. Members will scramble around their community and leave their eggs in public places. For egg-sample, you can leave our Egg-Vites in banks, restaurants, beauty shops, doctor’s offices, egg-cetra. They should be fairly well eggs-hibited so they are easy to find. Who can resist opening an Easter egg?

Easter is a HUGE ministry opportunity for us, and we are egg-specting egg-splovive and eggs-ponential growth following this Easter season. As a church, our goal is 25,000 in attendance this Easter weekend! Therefore, it is egg-stremely important that all members participate. No one should be egg-cluded, and since the eggs are free, there should be no eggs-cuses!
Egg-Vites should be available at all campuses in the next week or so. If you need further egg-spanation, visit your campus Connection Center for more details. Sorry, I know all egg-puns are eggs-asperating and eggs-crutiating. Quite frankly, omlette’ll tired of the puns too, so I’ll beat it and make a hasty egg-sit. That’s All Yolks!